Stuck inside the apartment for the moment

Well I'm home alone without keys. For some reason Erin took hers to the tree-house in Savannah, GA, where she'll be 'til next week and Jamie made it a point to have her keys with her tonight- I don't understand these things! Wasn't really planning on being out late tonight, but now I can't even go to the bodega on the corner to buy paper-towels so I can drain my tofu without locking myself out of the building. Guess I'll use toilette paper instead. I'll have a key to the building as soon as Dan moves out, which is another thing- he has his own room but for some reason has commandeered Erin's desk and put the Kitchen table in his bedroom (our kitchen table is only 1.5'x2' but what difference does that make?). Discovered his discarded button-down shirt on the stove-top just now when I was getting some water. Who does that?